Becoming a father isn’t really on top of my goal-list. So why do I feel weird? You see, my cousin’s girlfriend is due to give birth to a baby girl this August. I am, in all honesty, happy for them. I’m actually lookin’ forward to meeting that little squirt. I can’t help myself from feeling a bit envious, though.

It’s like having a dog that slowly learns how to talk.

That’s how Dr. Cox (from Scrubs) puts it. How cool is that? Arrf!