Back in 2000, I rooted for Al Gore. 2004? I practically campaigned for John Kerry. I finally got one right. Barack Hussein Obama is the 44th president of the United States of America.

I’m not an American citizen so my opinion doesn’t really count. I’m quite happy with the end result, though. Peace.

Becoming a father isn’t really on top of my goal-list. So why do I feel weird? You see, my cousin’s girlfriend is due to give birth to a baby girl this August. I am, in all honesty, happy for them. I’m actually lookin’ forward to meeting that little squirt. I can’t help myself from feeling a bit envious, though.

It’s like having a dog that slowly learns how to talk.

That’s how Dr. Cox (from Scrubs) puts it. How cool is that? Arrf!